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Verb : To confuse with nonsense. To abandon all pretence of normality. e.g. by telling yor boss that you "exist in a world beyond his imagination". Or you might skimble someone by just showing them your arm and saying "Chen matrix?". The "skimbled" party will become so confused that the "skimbler" gains the upper hand.
"Everyone has handed in their essays, except you Martin. Where is it?".
"Well Mrs. Truncheon, I am so enveloped in twan at the moment that my quunch has become sodden with pantrack! Please excuse my shint mother Abraham!".
"Christ Martin, you've skimbled my skan, You gentle monkey."
skimble by Liquidsmoke October 18, 2008
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v. To damage, destroy, or lose, either accidentally, through play, or out of mischief.

adj. "Skimbled"; something which has been damaged in this way.

Skimble, from "Skimbleshanks", the name of a cat in the musical "Cats". The name was given to a house cat prone to such mischief, and by extension to the mischief itself.
"The cat has skimbled my knitting--again!"
skimble by Elisabeth Calben July 1, 2004
A fat cat which thinks that it's the 'Gunda of High School'.
All failing marks, monkey and a cat behaviour with a bit of aggression. Overall a foolish cat who can only be friends with a gorilla
Oh hell nah that guy is dumb but not dumber than skimble!!!
Skimble by Araujo November 25, 2023

Skibblepop 

A measurement of literally anything but it’s not specific until it comes to weight. A car is 60 skibblepops
Hey man I’ll see you in a skibblepop”
“Ok imma hop in the shower for a skibblepop
Skibblepop by MakeUmSayWow March 15, 2022
E.g. That girl Kim is smimble.
Smimble by Televisionmicrowave October 24, 2011

Skibbles 

Skibbles means sex
James: u definitely want to have skibbles with Stephanie

*Stephanie walks by*
Stephanie: Oooo sure I love skittles