skivved 

when you are seeing a person instead of a real relationship, and one person ends it, you get skivved.

girl: im sorry but its not working

boy: oh okay then

girl: im really sorry, i'll text you later

boys mate: shit man, you got skivved!

skivved by YouGotSkivved March 17, 2011

Skivediving

Where one takes skiving off work to the highest of heights by phoning in sick and instead jumping out of a plane.

“Where’s John today? Is he skiving as usual?”
“Not as usual, the mad lad went skivediving!”

Skivediving by itsnotnino June 30, 2023

jet-skiied 

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

jet-skiied by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica 

I'M LOSING IT. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. LIFE IS RUINED. THERES NOTHING LEFT IN THIS HORRIBLE WORLD. I'M FUCKING ENDING IT BY TOMMOROW.

WHY WAS I BORN
I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica

I used to skived ritzily a the febofasgbogsdbogipnsgsinpadvsgojnfuckmeintheassandcallmepatrica by ABANDONHOPE. May 15, 2024