Shipmaned

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

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Sthephane

The most funniest, but weirdest person you will ever meet. She might be a little shy, but when you get to know her she's awsome. She's a very good kisser, a awsome dancer, and a very faithful girl. She's anything you could dream for.

Sthephane is an awsome person, I need a girl like her.

Sthephane by dsly100 November 29, 2011

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shephanese • shilhanek • Shipmaned • Sthephane • sthephanee

shephanese

Shaphanese is a Jamaican female that loves to eat in stress

man 1: Hey i have a girlfriend name shephanese
man 1: That's bad luck

shephanese by anonymous November 22, 2021

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shilhanek

Male version of a karen. A guy who moves into the apartment next to you and then complains about you to anyone who doesn’t care. Also Justin.

Justin that shilhanek keeps staring at us when we pass in the hall on our way to our apartment. It’s so annoying because he’s always eyeing disapprovingly even though he’s the one who exposes his genitals to his neighbors and orders too many male prostitutes.

shilhanek by Justin Shilhanek April 28, 2022

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sthephanee

Your parents are fucking stupid cause they didnt spell your shit correctly but overall your mental fucking person and you probably got big ass and boobs cause your parents probably hispanic

Sthephanee makes me feel like im smart cause they dumb asf

sthephanee by Tukakamikaka November 20, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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