Shipmaned 

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

shippandler 

A person who singlehandedly does both the shipping and the handling.

- When a mail man send out a letter, he is the shipper and the handler, so he can be considered the shippandler.

- When giving out valentines, the giver is the shipper and the handler, so he/she can be called the shippandler.

- "Dude, Megan and I had so much fun at my place last night. She's the best shippandler I've met."

shippandler by Fal Avedon February 10, 2010

Shippwned 

To ship the two worst possible character choices together to force someone else to create horrible mental images.

Alex: I just shipped Oscar and Kevin from the office together
Eva: OH GAWD NO THAT IS GROSS AHASPGJFAGFAGA
Alex: SHIPPWNED!

Shippwned by Terrashipper January 1, 2012

izzy shipman

The absolute crackhead of all crackheads, she laughs at everything and bullies everyone when when she probably shouldn’t, she’s unintentionally the funniest person you know and gives the best hugs ever

Someone: did you see her

Someone else: yes

Someone: she is such an Izzy shipman

izzy shipman by Butterfly’s April 11, 2020

Shipman 

The one member of a group of lads who all other members of the group have dark considerations of

That Boycey....He's a right fucking Shipman he is...

Shipman by smooo February 23, 2011

shipmate

the nautical term for asshole, meant to be demeaning.

What the fuck are you doing shipmate

shipmate by EmFA December 24, 2008

shipmate

Derogitory term for someone of low rank in the US Navy. Used when trying to get the attention of someone or to correcting a supposed mistake.

Give me your f**king liberty card shipmate!

shipmate by Plew June 9, 2005