Immediately before a man ejaculates, he pulls out and keeps his penis at vagina level. He then shoots his wad on her, and for each load that flies out he receives the corresponding pointage: the navel area is 10 points, the chest 20, the head 30, and if any lands in her mouth he receives 50.
(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.
(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)
Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!
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Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
A slang term referring to a persons appearance. People who are Scuzzballs are shady, baldheaded, slim, pedophiles who try to get a younger person to believe them or go out with them.
Look at that beatneck Scuzzball over there trying to get laid, aww FAIL.
Hey look a Scuzzball is on Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator.
Scuzzballs get raped by Pedobear for trying to act like him.