skelting 

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.

Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast

skelting by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015

skeeting 

beating the FUCK out yo dick and subsequently busting a FAT NUT

P1: ayo bruh last night i was skeeting and my sister walked in on me
P2: yo that’s rough dog

skeeting by fuckin shmirs February 22, 2018

Sketting and Jetting

The female version of “ejaculate and evacuate”

I’m seeing josh tonight
Are you thinking about sketting and jetting?

Sketting and Jetting by Lilspideryuh January 17, 2020

sketintoit 

an eye dialect spelling of the, often slurred, phrase: "let's get into it"

"now that you are aware of the rules and regulations of this game of adult pantsing; sketintoit"

sketintoit by mxnkeysinthewvlls February 26, 2022

skirtinkle 

verb or noun: wet spot found around the hem of a skirt, caused by not clearing the toilet bowl of all material.

Dude, your girlfriend has major skirtinkle. Time to wring out.

skirtinkle by BJSnappySnap2 July 9, 2009

Skirting 

To set out or depart from some place: go. Most likely used in a party setting where any number of factors may cause you to want to leave (such as a sausage fest, lack of beers, people who aren't as cool as you are, etc.).

Man, this party sucks ass...we're skirting.

"We're about to get outta here."
"You're skirting?"
"Yea, this place blows."

Skirting by lankysob April 19, 2005

Yeeting and skeeting 

Cumming while you are riding a skateboard while doing an Ollie around 10 other naked dudes in a public park. You must nut on one of the dudes. You then have to carry the man you came on on top of your shoulders around the whole park.

Dang look at those guys Yeeting and Skeeting

Yeeting and skeeting by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018