skeletore

1.a person that is so skinny that they barely qualify as a person and are more like skeletons

2. a friendly joke ..... sumtimes

Person 1: Ha! did u see skeletore? she is so freaking weird looking!
Person 2: yah she could so go trick or treating like that! she already looks like a skeleton

example 2:

Person 1: haha u can see your knuckles thru your hoody pocket!
Person 2: yah they look like skeletore!

by *~*~ June 22, 2005

skeletore

a state of being; being so drunk you are almost dead, like skeletor from Masters of the Universe.

Dude, I'm so fucking skeletore. . . I shouldn't have drank that case of Miller High Life and fucked those 11 year old asian boys.

by Harry Balsanya February 26, 2005

skeletor

A pile of bones who calls himself a man. Lies incessantly glorifying himself and his life to manipulate lonely desperate women for housing and money.

"Whoa, that skeletor looking dude is your mom's boyfriend?! I thought he was just a Halloween decoration!"

by righteousforme June 19, 2013

Skeletor

Skeletor is the main villain in the cartoon, comic, and action figure series "Masters of the Universe". He has a muscular body and an exposed skull for a face.

"I'll get you next time, He Man!" shouted Skeletor, as he escaped.

by Mystico October 11, 2005

Skeletor

A bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way. Had you even made an attempt to have sex with her you would merely poke through her vagina and straight through her stomach and kill her in a yeasty, bloody mass of skeletor-killing pokage.

You don't want a chick that's too blubbery...

But you don't want to bone a skeletor.

by GrandPhoenix October 05, 2005

Skeletor

A skinny ass bonefaced co-worker or colleague who goes to the bar with you after work, only talks about work, and doesn't pay for any of the beer, thus his skeletor physique is matched with his pathetically evil ways.

Fucking Skeletor over here better shut the fuck up and start buying some beer or I'm gonna have to throw him into some moving traffic.

by Jimmy Rivas May 31, 2008

Skeletor

Someone who does meth or speed, Looks really skinny and his face is sucked in from being a hardcore drug addict.

We were at the park the other day and we seen someone on meth and they looked like skeletor.

Hey check out skeletor riding that bike!
man hes looking for his next sack.

by Vincent Pinckard August 14, 2008