skeegress 

An Italian woman with the following traits:
-Bitchy
-Sadistic
-Double Crossing
-Loud
-Complaining
-Fake
-Harsh
-Cunt

-Derived from the term "Spaghetti Negress"

********* WARNING***********

Skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as fuck) So beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!

Alternative names:
- Guidette
- Hot Bitch
- Skiglet (Young Italian cunt)
-Melissa

"You've been hit by, you've struck by, a fucking skeegress"

"Your girlfriend is such a skeegress"

"Hey, your mom is a cunt...is she a skeegress"

"Dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress"

skeegress by Mast A. Swirl December 20, 2009

Skegness Clapper

A degrading term describing someone who claps the cheeks of every Skegness chav (especially those ones with the pink hair and 7 kids).

Archie tells sam he’s been to Skegness for the weekend. Sam replies “oh what a Skegness Clapper”.

Skegness Clapper by The pink haired mom May 9, 2022

Skegness Thank-you 

A burp that smells of spunk

Lady Astor, red faced, issued a sonorous Skegness Thank-you as Lord Astor rose from the chaise to wipe his cock on the curtains.

Skegness Thank-you by puttubutty August 3, 2016

Skegness 

Very popular UK holiday destination since the early 1950's. Particularly popular with people from Nottingham

Are you going to Skegness?

Skegness by bigbrother May 21, 2004

Skegness 

Adj.
1) Someone emotionally distressed
2) A person that doesn't follow emo fashion or culture, but essentially conforms with mainstream emo attitudes.
3) A crude, rude and blunt individual whom isn't considerate about other people's emotions, and is consequently self-centered in this essence.

eg.1

KID 1: Oh dear, that boy doesn't look emo, but he clearly is an emo inside...
KID 2: He's blatantly 'Skegness'

eg.1

KID 1: Sherbaz is Skegness!
KID 2: Yeah, you can tell from his bastardly attacks at people.

Skegness by Joshua Arbitry December 15, 2008

skeetness

Something that is so mindblowingly amazing that you can barely stand it

"I just saw The Strokes live.... Fucking skeetness."

skeetness by Shakalah August 23, 2006

skegness salt chucker 

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

skegness salt chucker by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020