skeevit

A jerk. It's commonly used by Mississippians to describe traveling guys from Seattle.

Farrell! You're such a skeevit.

by Hand Salve February 2, 2007

skeevit

An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.

When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

Yeetith the skeetith

To bust a nut so hard that it transcends the speed of light, and destorys the universe.

Normie: don't do it, you won't be able to see thicc anime thighs anymore!
Me(an intellectual): bitch, Yeetith the skeetith *nuts so hard that the blast sends me flying to china*

by Coochieeatingbandit November 17, 2018

skeevious

a word used to discribe shady deviants, usually ones with odd or gross sexual perversions.

"he told me that he went to an anarchist gathering in colorado were he made out with a 16 year old boy in a busted hot tub with 14 other naked people." "wow, what a skeevious fucker".

by parsec delta quantum 124 April 3, 2010

skeevots

when made uneasy, uncomfortable, sick, or otherwise grossed out, by the presence of another person.

I don't know what it is, but that broad Marie, gives me the skeevots!

by sanch oh jr May 31, 2007

Skeebitis

The skeebitis is a disease that affects women. It turns them into sluts, whores, and bitches. Symptoms of the skeebitis involve lack of emotion, sleeping around, screwing over your friends and double teaming random guys. If you or your loved ones believe you have skeebitis then may god have mercy on your soul. There is no cure for skeebitis over than death, which usually occurs from fucking over all your friends or swallowing too much semen. Side effects of Skeebitis also include lying and throwing beer bottles while sleeping with every guy you know.

throwing beer bottles, sucking penis, getting double teamed, cheating on your boyfriend, lying to your best freinds, sleeping with their boyfriends. being a horrible human being.
"oh she has skeebitis"

by jhonny noxville March 11, 2008

Skeevie Wonder

An especially creepy, distasteful person who deludes himself into thinking he is actually very cool and attractive. He is blind to his own skeeviness, in other words.

Did you see that skeevy guy with the BMW M3? Skeevie Wonder.

by johnnysunshine630 July 16, 2010