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skeevatz 

A disgusting or undesireable girl who exhibits skanky and dirty qualities.
Jill is such a skeevatz. I seen her shrimping Emily after Ron had his way with her ass.
skeevatz by ToasterBoxingMoFo April 13, 2007
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Sceevatz 

A slimy goon or meathead who either:

1) Aggressively scams on, or molests a poor unassuming lass
2) Subversively plots to scam on, molest, or otherwise bother a poor unassuming lass

Synonyms: Creep, scumbag, slimeball, dirtbag, scuzzbag

Variations:
- The guy with slimy hair, a toothpick, and a wife beater who whistles at chicks on a street corner, whilest sitting on a milk crate.

- The guy who grabs chicks' derrieres on a crowded subway train and then looks elsewhere to place blame

- The guy who lurks outside the local community college, manually pleasuring himself to visions of passing co-eds, within the sagging pockets of his dungarees.
Golly gosh, Thor is a complete and utter sceevatz! That unconscionable creep will not stop putting his hands all over poor Persephone, even though she has repeatedly voiced her displeasure with said acts.
Sceevatz by PooManChoo September 19, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026