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Sleeptasticles 

A curious blend of the words 'sleep', 'testicles', and 'fantastic'. This word is generally used having made yourself look like a total tit on an online forum by getting drunk and posting random, misspelt messages which provide great and varied entertainment to those privileged enough to be witness to such events, and said drunk poster is going to sleep, or pass out in a corner, or whatever.

The word was coined by Ultimate Metal forum member King Richard in a highly entertaining post named 'paaartty!1!'
King Richard: jagerboms are the shit!!!!!!! fuckin wasted mangs! FUCkyESS

Krigloch the Furious: gross! Redbull is terrible.
Irish Car Bombs are the way to go

King Richard: kriggles is the man too1!
i had a bad night wijth carbombedeeeers one night
fuckthers somethn wron with my shift button god

Rabid Headbanger: You really can't type well drunk, can you?

King Richard: yoiure the man rabid1
fuck typin1 who neesd to typ srsly

King Richard: fuk joo all
sleeptasticles

Ender Rises: I have never laughed so hard in my life than I just did at this thread. King's gonna regret this shit in the morning.

Sleeptasticles by old1eye July 23, 2008
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skeetstick 

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with
"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"
skeetstick by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

skeettastrophy 

1.When you're having some great sex then you nut in under 5 min.
2.When you pull out but not enough and a spec of skeet gets in the hoe's pussy.
3.When masterbating and you shoot a load on your face,jeans,and or hair
1.Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
2:Girl:Yea it started off real good but when we hit 2 mins. that that noodle dick cumed all over,now i think i'm pregnent.What a skeettastrophy i'm in.
3:Ohhh yea no one can beat it like me ahh(squirt) Oh shit my eyes it burns why me lord i'm always suffering in these skeettastrophys.
skeettastrophy by 1hitwonder January 9, 2008

sheentastic 

to be having a nite like charlie sheen would i.e. coke, hookers, weed, & a good scaring of the ladies!
man, i cant wait to go to vegas & just go sheentastic.... dont tell my wife!
sheentastic by pbrwonerkid March 19, 2011

Sweentastic 

That is sweentastic!
Sweentastic by Vivis Sperandum October 5, 2021

Skeetastic 

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet
Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!
Skeetastic by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Skeetastic 

A women so fine you would skeet all over her until the cows come home.
"Damn, that bitch is skeetastic. I would let her play around with my nalcock."
Skeetastic by CJT69 July 11, 2006