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Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.
skeet rag by Devveyovich August 9, 2009
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Skeetbag 

A bag of skeet; something full of semen such as a ball sack, or a horny individual generally. Can also be used to denote an individual who is slippery, shady, or otherwise hard to pin down.
Dave Dalley is a Skeetbag.
Skeetbag by Skeet master J October 26, 2012

Skeetwagon 

The act of cumming such a large load on a fat girl that she resembles a wagon (covered in skeet). This wagon may or may not be very mobile depending on the weight of the chubby. Either way, a skeetwagon is always good for a ride.
Chubby Chaser: Aw yeah dude, I was banging this chubby, and I blew such a big load on her she looked like a wagon of skeet.

Bro: Aw sick bro, nice skeetwagon!
Skeetwagon by Skeetn March 2, 2009

skeetrat 

A lady of the night (or day) that enjoys a night out with the fellas....a little too much.
Serg: Dude, did you see Jen out last night with all those dudes?
Mike D: I know bro, she was goin nuts out on the dance floor!
Serg: Did you see her all over Tony Baker?
Mike D: Yeah! That chick is a total fuckin skeetrat bro! Bonzai!
skeetrat by DJ Sergi Serg September 22, 2009

Skeetbag 

someone was having sex last night, there are skeetbags all over the floor.
Skeetbag by FSTZ April 26, 2008

skeetfag 

(n.) A flaming queer with an alarmingly hearty appetite for semen. Originally used by ancient Greeks dating as far back as 478 BC.
Why didn't you tell me about about John?! I knew he was gay, but I didn't know he was a skeetfag - he nearly ripped my cock off.

Jason's totally wearing a v-neck, what a skeetfag.
skeetfag by DannyDEC August 4, 2007