Top Definition
A mean and fat oompa loompa looking whorebag. Skeetra's generally cheat on their husbands, break leases, eats everyones food, and can't be trusted! Usually in denial about there wrong doings and blames all their problems on everyone else. Stear clear of a skeetra at all times!
That bitch is being such a skeetra, she ate my pot pie!
by Beezie McBeezerton June 28, 2009

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