Skeetheart 

(noun) A negative term used to identify one who is involved in a strictly sexual relationship, synonymous with the colloquialism "Friend with Benefits."

I'm not dating Shauna. She's just my skeetheart.

Skeetheart by Choda Popinski September 7, 2010

skeetrat 

A lady of the night (or day) that enjoys a night out with the fellas....a little too much.

Serg: Dude, did you see Jen out last night with all those dudes?
Mike D: I know bro, she was goin nuts out on the dance floor!
Serg: Did you see her all over Tony Baker?
Mike D: Yeah! That chick is a total fuckin skeetrat bro! Bonzai!

skeetrat by DJ Sergi Serg September 22, 2009

sheetmeat 

An involuntary or voluntary erection, housed within a man's bed sheets.

I woke up with crazy sheetmeat.

sheetmeat by Bubble_Frank May 27, 2016

Skeeteth 

1. Shakespeare's attempt at being crunk.
2. Ejaculating during the Renaissance Period

Sucking of the dicketh resultseth in cometh in the moutheth. Skeeteth, skeeteth, skeeteth.

Skeeteth by s bizzle April 7, 2005

skeetpeter

when there is skeet on your peter...

Hey why dont you go wipe off your skeetpeter then we can engage in intercourse.

skeetpeter by tinytim August 11, 2007

Sweetseats 

A ticket broker who can sell concert tickets for prime seats while collecting wages at his day job which makes it "sweet" for him and "sweet" for the person getting the deal on the seats at great concerts.

Sweetseats got himself fired for selling Garth Brooks tickets when the IT Dept at his employer presented evidence to the troll in HR.

Sweetseats by Petergozinya May 25, 2009

sweetheat 

(noun) One who makes another warm and happy, like a hot tub and a blunt with some kind of alcoholic something to sip on.

He is more than a sweetheat, he is an amazing friend.

sweetheat by jack black. December 16, 2009