A 'skeepter' is someone who you dislike and is a word generally used to describe people who annoy you. It is commonly used as a descriptor of people who make you want to leave a particular conversation.
Person 1: Dang, that person is a real skeepter.
Person 2: Yeah I agree there are way too many skeepters here, we should leave.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'