To steal or take something that does not belong to you.


"I didn't have a seat so I skeefed one"

by F-Bomb February 16, 2003
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woman you wouldn't mind doing.
could be filth or goodlooking
*group of drunken girls stumble out of night club*
group of rowdy lads accross street shout skeef
"skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
"skeef"
"skeef"
by patch1111 November 20, 2006
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female acquaintance, bootycall, female for whom little respect is given
I was boning this skief the other day . . .
by jb May 22, 2003
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to come into ownership of an item without previously asking the permission of the former owner
There's no way I lost my cell phone. Someone must have skeefed it.
by Jetttster December 18, 2006
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a females that has sex with numerous amounts of men
that bitch is a skeef. i cant belive that bitch fucked my brother
by matiks December 1, 2003
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to steal somethin from someone.. such as a carey rat or hobbit
i skeefed some potato chips from bilbo's hut.
by ajfdkjfakdfjk March 8, 2005
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To slyly and jokingly steal from another person (most likely a friend) just to piss them off.
A: "Hey, where did my jacket go?"
B: "Ha ha, Joe skeefed it from you!"
A: "Shit, what an ass. It's raining outside!"
by Anna March 29, 2005
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