Skeef

To discreetly steel from a nigga with the intention of being a bad bitch.

Kayla skeefed Austin from Erin and plans to play the fuck out of him.
The girls skeefed from the store and did not get caught by 12.

by Whit & EJ December 22, 2018

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When a queef and skeet happen simultaneously

Me and my girl skeefed the last night

by Skeefshooter October 12, 2017

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Commonly associated with the dirty little town of Keighley- the term Skeef applies to its foulest residents (99% of the population). The term can however apply to any number of people generally called chavs, kevs etc. For some reason the term doesn't seem to spread further away from Keighley than the nearest couple of towns. This is possibly because no one from outside the area has seen a Skeef. This simple cratures become easily confused when they get further from Keighley than the catchment area of the 662 bus route.

Skeef- a dirty trappy type who's hobbies include fighting, drinking, then fighting again.

by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

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To take something miniscule without asking permission from a close friend or acquaintance.

Meeting your roommate at the bar...
Roommate: Sup bro?
You: Nm hbu?
Roommate: Wanna shot dude?
You: Oh Fa show.....BTW I had to skeef some gel so we be looking crispy in the club. Getting more tomorrow.
Roommate: Its chill. I ate your frozen pizzas when I blacked out last night. I'll buy more.

by DonkSauce February 18, 2016

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