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skaterboi macheda 

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.
a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

skaterosexual 

Skaterosexual : ska-tero-sex-ual (sKa-t'r0-sk'sh-l) n. A person who is sexually attracted to and/or is obsessed with skate fashion trends, but doesn't hang out with skaters or actually skate.

Synonyms : urban-metrosexual, 20 sumtin' raver/clubber, 15 sumtin' snowboarder.

Antonyms : skate rat, ollie hole.

Translations : (JAPAN) Fauxrelle / (GERMAN) Svinksta' / (GREEK) Limitopoulos / (RUSSIAN) HesBee Knockotovz

This new sub species, closely related to the poser, has very similar midrocondrial DNA markers...but has only found out about the skateboarding arts by googling Nike SB's on-line ...
Use 1 : I'm such a skaterosexual man; too much disposable income, check me out.

Use 2 : I can't wear this gear...it's so skatero; it's way too styzeeee or commonly worn by stars.
skaterosexual by kevin090 January 4, 2008

SkaterBoy 

1. Has flippy hair

2. Dresses in baggy clothes, hoodies and wears skate shoes

3. Is always carrying a skateboard, whether they're riding it or not

4. Is sexy as hell!
Girl 1: Oh look at that guy, he's so gorgeous!

Girl 2: O-M-G. No wonder...he's a SkaterBoy!!!
SkaterBoy by Sweet Kaytie June 20, 2008

SkaterPoser

A dick who stands around at a skate park or walks around with a skateboard to make them,selves look cool, but cant skate.
They also insult people who can acutaly sk8.
Note: Beginer Skaters who are just learning are not pores
Skater tries to do a 720 triple 360 flip of a 10 foot ramp but falls on the landing.
SkaterPoser: hahaha lol i can do that so easy man u fail
Skater: so do it
poser: um my board is at home.
skater: its in ur hand

poser runs off in shame
skater: fag...
SkaterPoser by sk84erlife October 17, 2011

snazeroo 

someone who is interestingly cool and who is a 7 in the ratings of snazzyness.
you see someone walking down the street looking paranoide and weiord , wearing interesting clothes , you say :

sim-card : wow look at that guy
snoozer : what a snazeroo
snazeroo by suzanne platt February 20, 2008

Skaterboy 

A boy who wears huf, spitfire, cuffed dickies and always vans. There are different kinds of skater boys but you’ll most likely will encounter the movie buff, which will talk about pulp fiction or mid 90’s endlessly but there’s also the stoner skaterboy who never shows up to school. But without a doubt all types of skater boys CAN and WILL ghost you so watch out.
“Hey what happened to that one skaterboy you hooked up with?”

“Oh him? He doesn’t even have a bed frame. I’m actually glad he ghosted me, really dodged a bullet there.”
Skaterboy by Nobedframe October 4, 2019