skatekeeper 

someone who hate keeps skateboarding

jesus you’re such a skatekeeper

skatekeeper by cherrychopstixx June 6, 2020

Skitemare 

When your "having one"; a complex cross between Nightmare and Skite.

(To have a Nightmare whilst on the Skite)

Examples include-No luck with the ladies, saying something horrible/embarassing, being humiliated.

Mate! You had such a Skitemare last night!

You had such a Skitemare with that bird!

He Spewed?! Oh what a Skitemare!

Skitemare by jord.anskitemare March 19, 2009

skatemark 

n. laceration, usually deep and on the leg, caused by a skate during a game of hockey; generally considered a mark of honour and not something to whine about.

Look at that cut! I think my achilles tendon is sliced!

Suck it up princess. It's just a skatemark.

skatemark by gnostic1 July 10, 2011

skaterade 

a drink like red bull and gatorade except it doesnt taste like urine like red bull does, made especillay for skateboarders.

"dude, i chugged a gallon of skaterade after goin to the sk8park"

skaterade by Matt Murphy August 26, 2005

skaterade 

Gatorade, Powerade or any sports drink is mixed with methamphetamine or amphetamine (dope,shit,speed)

yeaterday at the sk8park i drank some skaterade.

skaterade by jackson, j May 15, 2006

statemate

someone who lives in your state.

Let's call some of your statemates from up north and take a trip to the Capitol!

statemate by 2AMeconpolicygroup September 27, 2006

Skattemasen 

A politically correct wanker who works for the swedish tax agency. Also tends to shoot people with an crossbow because he is an ahole.

Guy 1: You know Skattemasen? Guy2: Yeah. He is an real ahole.

Skattemasen by T.S.A April 25, 2021