skirted egg

A person who is bald on top but has hair on the sides and back. Was heard on Trailer Park Boys, where J-Roc told Mr. Lahey he looked like a "skirted egg."

That guy looks like a skirted egg!

skirted egg by ksyder December 9, 2008

started from the bottom now we way up

he's the nigga driving fast and also _extendo_ boyfriend

-started from the bottom now we way up
-dude shut the fuck up

started from the bottom now we way up by pleasehelpmeimbeingkidnapped May 27, 2020

sharted 

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

sharted by emma January 17, 2004

sharted 

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014

Started from the bottom 

Growing up through life without much help and making it work for you through a lot of struggles. Typically from a poor family.

So glad I have all of this today man...Started from the bottom and now i'm here.

Started from the bottom by Thunder Life April 21, 2017

Sharted 

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.

Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.

Sharted by Allan1297 September 8, 2015

nessa sharted 

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.

charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though

nessa sharted by garrett graham August 8, 2020