Skank Moocher 

An individual known for their frugality, characterized by a sense of entitlement to the elicit substances purchased by friends or associates.

Jeremy- Wanna take shrooms at Greg’s house?
Ethan- Hell no! He’s such a skank moocher! I’ll bet you he’ll be the highest one out of all of us, and won’t pat a dime.

Skank Moocher by SliceOfPudding June 3, 2023

Skank Monkey 

Chimpanzee of Swahili decent known for its boob jobs, giant lips, the starting of AIDS, high heels, drunkedness, highness, and skirts.

Skank monkeys can be found whoring in almost every town in South America and Nebraska. There have been some reports of rouge skank monkeys in places such as China, Russia, England, and Italy.

dude i need to get laid

i know what to do

what?

get a skank monkey!!!

we dont live in nebraska...

oh yeah.

Skank Monkey by Howie II January 17, 2008

Skank Monkey 

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

Skank Monkey by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

skank monger 

a male who only associates and/or has sexual intercourse with skanks. Most often the skank monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have sex with.
The male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a skank yanker or fish monger in that both the skank yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty skank vagina or fish variety.

ex. "Omg, Matt Marsh only dates the skankiest hoes in town, he's such a skank monger!"

skank monger by Foebane October 10, 2013

Crap mo stank 

Diarrhea or poop.

The taco from Taco Bell gave me the crap mo stank.

Crap mo stank by J. Ronn June 23, 2018

movie skank

a person (usually a girl) who always bails on you before going to the movies. This person usually has a lame excuse and this happens repetitively.

girl: heyyyy, you know the plans we made for this weekend? i cant go. i have no money, my dog died, my grandfather's in the hospital, i have a huge headache, and my car battery died. but you should still go with bre.

friend: yeah, it's okay.....
LATER: that girl is such a movie skank, ugh.

movie skank by Kathryn Jacksington April 3, 2008

money skank 

Someone, namely a skank, who doesn't like to spend money, especially even when they have. Normally associated with un-stylish people who don't spend money on clothes.

ME: hey, abbie, do you want to go to the mall with alyssa?
ABBIE: nah, she's a money skank, she won't drop a dime!

money skank by Smaysmay December 9, 2008