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Wolfstar Skanks 

An army of skanks assembled during the Shoebox Rereading Project. These badass people are Wolfstar shippers of the highest caliber and with the lowest levels of sanity. Can be found blogging on tumblr, skillfully impersonating the Marauders and co., weeping over fanfiction, doing ridiculous things on camera, or lurking the reread tinychat.
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skankscuse 

When the skank of the office calls in sick, ususally on Mondays, with a hangover. But her excuse is "my stomach is giving me fits"- hangover, "my back is killing me"- gave too many BJs last night, or "I'm gonna try to make it to the doctor"-probably has ANOTHER infectious disease.
Bob: What skankscuse did Shay-shay use today?
Ted: The ususal, "my stomach is giving me fits"
Bob: Gees, I guess we'll have a peaceful day today!
skankscuse by Focier October 9, 2014

Skanksquatch 

A really tall, big, hairy skank. The hairiest skank of all.
I stopped by the crack house the other day when I saw a skanksquatch brushing her chest hair and hitting the pipe.
Skanksquatch by katejjjjjjj January 29, 2008

Free-Range Skanks 

A group of younger, scantily clad females who are leaving their established territory, or "hood," in search of males.
Look at those free-range skanks! Wonder where they came from?
Free-Range Skanks by gab38 November 21, 2010

fuckin skanks 

A phrase made popular by the youtube video "New Haircut" that refers to a female who dislikes the typical guido haircut
This is my new haircut. And if chicks don't like it, they're fuckin skanks!
fuckin skanks by paulshock December 26, 2007

Skanksgiving 

A 2 day holiday beginning on Thanksgiving Eve, in which people return to their hometowns, and are subsequently driven to drink by family-overload and proceed to flock to local bars. Once at these bars, it becomes a reunion of sorts, and the combination of alcohol and nostalgia prompts Skanksgiving hook-ups.
I'm going home for turkey day, hopefully I'll run into every guy I never made out with in high school, and will have a joyous Skanksgiving.
Skanksgiving by attr November 23, 2011
a person and especially a woman of low or sleazy character
Lauren, Cat, and Jewel are all HUGE skanks!
Skanks by Skankmuffins December 30, 2009