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when a female , fashion hungry for shoes decides that she wants some new shoes but alas cant ever achieve her style goals due to her unnaturally small feet.
Girl: hey boy im getting these really nice shoes

Boy: yeah ? oh boy i cant wait to see them

girl : oh !

boy: what ?!

girl: shoes are sold out in size 3 .. as usual

boy: hahahahahaa your a freak !
by motymopixels September 25, 2011
A large man or female with size 3 kid's shoes
Don't make me shove my size 3's up your ass said the 27 year old man.
by bbbeastly May 09, 2008