sixpence half a crown 

Expression to describe what is occurring at your anus when in a state of extreme concern, panic, worry, or fright.

Derived from two British coins of a bygone era. The sixpence, small in size. The Half Crown, large in size.

British slang.

Bloody hell, Barry, when my main parachute failed to open I was going sixpence half a crown!

sixpence half a crown by kclunk January 16, 2021

sixpence none the richer 

n. A really great cover band

wordSixpence None the Richer/word
covered There She Goes and Don't Dream.

sixpence none the richer by diction April 9, 2003

sixpence jackpot 

Anal sex willfully given up in the UK, usually by the oppressed or underclass.

Sinead O'Connor left Dublin a virgin but takes it up the "sixpence jackpot" whilst in London.

sixpence jackpot by Sam Stout July 6, 2009

Sixpence none the richer 

A Catholic & Gospel "rock" group which has formed it's success by immitating song's written in the 80's. They're only original song which has commercially grown successful is Kiss Me, which many agree is a very boring song. Altogether a terrible, not sexy, and forever virgin group.

Sixpence none the richer sung Don't Dream it's Over but it was actually written by Crowded House

Sixpence none the richer by eazyrider July 27, 2009

shiny sixpence 

A sexual act wherein the the ringpiece of the recipient is sprayed with furniture polish and the buffed to a fine lustre.

Why, hello there, young sabre, m'lad! I say, here's one: I've a shiny sixpence here and for the clever fellow who can drop his britches and touch his toes.

shiny sixpence by Chuck Pounder July 25, 2011