SIWOTI 

Acronym for "someone is wrong on the internet." Describes the compulsion to post rebuttals to online nonsense, in the vain hope that it will somehow set the record straight.

I try to stay away from Dinesh D'Souza's ravings, but when you've got SIWOTI syndrome, the man is like a magnet of wrong. (PZ Myers, 3/April/2008)

SIWOTI by Vogelfrei April 25, 2008

swotify 

listening to spotify for hours on end whilst revising
for exam or home work

friend: hey is fred here?

freds mum: no , he was up all night swotifying

friend: oh

swotify by swotify August 29, 2009

SWOTI syndrome 

S omeone's
W rong
O n
T he
I nternet

First coined by XKCD webcomic. This pertains to when you stumble upon someone on the internet whose beliefs and allegations are so wrong, it creates an unstoppable urge to correct them.

This urge can so strong, your earthly concerns (hygiene,eating,sleeping,etc.) are tossed to the side until either the issue is resolved or you just collapse from exhaustion.

*Monday morning*

Boss: Why are you 2 hours late for work? And what that smell?

Employee: SWOTI syndrome, sir. That holocaust denier kept me on the computer the whole weekend. I'm so hungry...

SWOTI syndrome by Bella Dragon February 4, 2009

Sidoti 

Pretty much the realest person you'll ever meet. Someone who is amazing at everything and whose talents are seemingly endless. A born leader, with ambition, drive, and determination. God-like

Damn, Sidoti is the MAN!

Sidoti by Bk0ch May 1, 2009

Siotis 

The ultimate, Greatest, The Highest Point / Apex

Siotis is the ultimate goal or achievement

Siotis by Poseidon13 May 1, 2013

jordyn sirotin 

she got da best gas on da block

Danm! jordyn sirotins got gas!

jordyn sirotin by jordyn sirotin November 14, 2019

Sidoti 

A person that engages in catfishing and or gaslighting.

1. Are you a sidoti, becuase your plump butt is great but the pics don't match your stats. 2. You said that you would and now you say you never said yes? Don't be a sidoti.

Sidoti by Trueisms May 22, 2019