Fence Sitter - Sheriff Blatz - A person who wishes to stay neutral, to not pick a side, to avoid confrontation.
''Oi Sheriff Blatz you ''Fence Sitter'' Pick a fucking side you coward''.
by V4mp1ress January 19, 2019
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A far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her assigned table that he or she blocks traffic.
"I had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but I was blocked in by a far-sitter. I had to give him a butt-smack to get through."
by batguanomom September 25, 2011
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One who sits around the corner from their ex's house waiting for them to get home from a hot new date. When they arrive the psycho-sitter then makes his/her way to the new date and proceeds to punch them in the face knocking one or more teeth loose.
Bobby was attacked by the psycho-sitter last Wednesday.
by Kmstl123 October 28, 2005
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1. Prostitute/Person who has a lot of sex

2. Person who tries to impress his/her boss. (suck-up)
Example 1 : "Don't distract Jake from accounting, he's trying to awe our Regional Manager."

"WHAT A SACK SITTER"

Example 2: "YOU SLEPT WITH THE WHOLE TEAM?! YOU'RE SUCH A SACK SITTER!"
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A term used to describe someone who continually bails on their friends, often using terrible excuses and ignoring text messages.
I guess she isn't going to the movies with us. She is such a plant sitter.
by Allie Burper August 10, 2017
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these are a very specialised group of people who are absent of any ability to make a choice in any walk of life.
they very often avoid making decisions and would much rather sit on ones fence, there it is said to be safe and free from confrontation.

if approached by large groups asking lots of questions at a fast tempo the fence sitters are often known to curl up into a ball or play dead.
chris: "hey john did u see that smogon stood over there on its own, the fuckin freak?"

john: "im saying nothing mate, i dont wanna get involved"

chris: "why have you curled up on the floor in a ball? oh yeah! your one of the fence sitters"

john: "stop asking me so many questions, i might accidently answer one"

chris: "whatever! you fuckin fence sitter!"
by ewok840 November 22, 2011
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When a man or woman intentionally or unintentially sits on top of a penis. Also, when a Davo sits on top of a Pumster.
Wow, he's got that flagpole all the way up bobby evans' anus! That old skool nigga's one flagpole sitter!
by HugeBreasticle February 21, 2005
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