sit on it disorder 

Also known as SOID. This disease was first identified with RIco O'Neill. It causes you an urge to sit on it, and back, thigh,calf, and butt pain. In rare cases, some have experienced hand shrinkage.

Rico: Ohhh, I just found out that I contracted sit on it disorder!
Ms Cannon: I hope you get better.

sit on it disorder by Rico_Equal_Rights October 24, 2018

Sit on the fence 

To decide to avoid making a decision one way or another.

Girl 1: You coming to the movie with us?
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.

Sit on the fence by ZMan June 24, 2010

sit on my face

1.) A phrase used when one desires to orally please another.
2.) An assertive lover or drunken one night stand might use this phrase to be direct and to the point of wanting to eat the lucky womans pussy.

Oh baby..you are so hot, I'm dying for you to "sit on my face".

sit on my face by BoxerNYC March 28, 2008

Sit on my Facebook 

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

Sit on my Facebook by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

sit on it 

the Fonz's version of "piss off" or "screw you" and countless other negatory response variations.
(really kinda racey for it's time)

i never really thought about what it literally meant when i was like 5 yrs old. but seeing the reruns now i'm like OMG WTF?!?!? does he really want everyone to sit on his... um, motorcycle? heheh.

Ralph asks if he can borrow Fonzie's leather coat to impress a chick. Fonzie then replies in jest
"Sit on it!"
<live studio audience laughs>

sit on it by e-fu December 19, 2003

Sit on your face 

what a female say's when she wants oral sex

baby im going to sit on your face tonight.

Sit on your face by jordanmac999555 June 12, 2012

sit on it and spin

An aged insult, possibly pre-dating the era of disco; equivalent of go fuck yourself. Often used to impute arrogance to the object of the phrase.

"Go sit on it and spin," she said, disgusted.

sit on it and spin by Scipio April 27, 2006