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sissyball 

The way silly Americans call non-american football.
Americans believe football is the sport the cities' clubs play in the States, but that is actually what European wise men call Rugby.

Americans, then, separate American football from European football, by calling the European sport "Sissyball", becouse it's less brutal, but the habitants of the States don't understand that European football, also known as soccer, is about tecnics, speed, strenght, stamina and team work, not about the ability to push others to the ground in a battlefield, like Rugby, invented by Americans that wanted to have war without dieing under the bombs.
Nobody gets hurt in Sissyball!
sissyball by EmilioZZo October 18, 2007
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SissyLaLa 

A. The annoying sound your little sister makes constantly when she doesn’t get her way.

b. A tormenting sound you wish to make go away and has the tendency to make one who is being tormented to scream out "MOM" to make it stop! Yet this action has little effect if none!

c. The ability to whine and complain so much it makes people around you go completely bonkers and possible harm you.

d. The physical reaction of a man's scrotum to shrivel up due to excessive whining.

e. The act of a woman getting a Tatoo of a Skull on her chest to over compensate the fact she was a sissyLaLa when she was a kid.
1) Jimmy cried out for his mother to get his sister to stop sissyLaLa'ing.

2) Chuck Liddel whooped that guy's ass for being a sissyLaLa!

3) The Doctor reported the patient suffers from SissyLaLa Syndrome and will never recover his testicals!

4) Dam Stacy, Ur still a Sissylala even though you got that Manly Tatoo on ur chest.
SissyLaLa by ImNoturDaddy July 1, 2012
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026