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sissyball 

The way silly Americans call non-american football.
Americans believe football is the sport the cities' clubs play in the States, but that is actually what European wise men call Rugby.

Americans, then, separate American football from European football, by calling the European sport "Sissyball", becouse it's less brutal, but the habitants of the States don't understand that European football, also known as soccer, is about tecnics, speed, strenght, stamina and team work, not about the ability to push others to the ground in a battlefield, like Rugby, invented by Americans that wanted to have war without dieing under the bombs.
Nobody gets hurt in Sissyball!
sissyball by EmilioZZo October 18, 2007
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Sassball 

One who is completely full of sass in all aspects of their life (verbally, physically, mentally)
Fran: "Kath you are looking awfully sassy today"
Kath: "Definitely. Sassball all day everyday."

(Snap fingers--open ball hand signal)
Sassball by K.A. Sassball November 30, 2011

boohoo sissybaby 

A whiner; one who cries and complains. Derogatory. May also be used as a complete expression.
"He's just being a boohoo sissybaby." or "Boohoo, sissybaby."
boohoo sissybaby by thedookiebuffer September 19, 2008

SissyLaLa 

A. The annoying sound your little sister makes constantly when she doesn’t get her way.

b. A tormenting sound you wish to make go away and has the tendency to make one who is being tormented to scream out "MOM" to make it stop! Yet this action has little effect if none!

c. The ability to whine and complain so much it makes people around you go completely bonkers and possible harm you.

d. The physical reaction of a man's scrotum to shrivel up due to excessive whining.

e. The act of a woman getting a Tatoo of a Skull on her chest to over compensate the fact she was a sissyLaLa when she was a kid.
1) Jimmy cried out for his mother to get his sister to stop sissyLaLa'ing.

2) Chuck Liddel whooped that guy's ass for being a sissyLaLa!

3) The Doctor reported the patient suffers from SissyLaLa Syndrome and will never recover his testicals!

4) Dam Stacy, Ur still a Sissylala even though you got that Manly Tatoo on ur chest.
SissyLaLa by ImNoturDaddy July 1, 2012

Sissybully 

One who forcefully tries to intimidate others with words or force while simultaneously whining and crying foul when called to account for his or her own actions.
Donald, a sissybully from early childhood, hated his classmate Hillary so much he spread lies about her. When the principal confronted him, he accused the school administration of being “fake” and “out to get him.”
Sissybully by Ingbritfur December 5, 2017

sussyballs.1 

DEFINR ME
do it or else 😈🔪-sussyballs.1
sussyballs.1 by Sussyballs.1 September 7, 2021

Sussyballs.1 

He wanted to kill me so i define him he is a very sussy ball
1: who is Sussyballs.1?
2:idk