Sisanda 

Sisanda’s are the most amazing/beautiful/thickkkkkkk,people. Not only are they beautiful asf. But they smart as hell. You want them in your life, no not want need. Her smile lights up a room and her words are meant to be heard. Sisanda’s are mentally strong and you definitely don’t want them on your bad side or prepare to be roasted the fuck up. They are protective and passionate about the people they love and are the life of the party. Total wife potential, once you got your self a Sisanda you won’t ever want someone else. Cherish them or you will regret it till the day you die.

Person 1: “damn who is that in the glasses, she hot as hell?!”
Person 2 : “that’s Sisanda”

Sisanda by cany February 10, 2019

Christian Siriano 

A flawless, ferosh, fabulous, and fierce designer on Season 4 of the hit television program, Project Runway.
He's very adorable and insanely talented.
Some of his quotes:

"I'm kind of a novelty, and I'm kind of a big deal."

"I'd rather buy clothes, than buy a bed."

"Elisa, she reminds me of a rain goddess woman. She's like, all spiritual and in the himalayan mountains, she's a little strange."

"Team Star is like, hot, like star, like celebrity."

"Don't these bitches know that I'm.. way better than them?"

"Hell yes, I'm the best."

Ricky: "So what do you think about Steven leaving, or..being eliminated?"

Christian Siriano: "I don't care."

(Chris laughs)

Christian Siriano: "It wasn't like it was ugly because he was using the wedding dress. It was ugly because he made a whole new dress that was ugly."

Christian Siriano by &&hearts January 19, 2008

Christian Siriano 

The ferice winner of Project Runway season 4.
With his attitude & spunk Christian is easily loved.

FEROCH.
HOT TRANNY MESS.
FEIRCE.

:)

'she was probably one of the fericest people i know.
that's saying a lot cause i met some feirce bitches up in my life'

that Christian Siriano...one hot feirce bitch.

Christian Siriano by mclaura March 11, 2008

Sismance 

1. It is the female version of a bromance. The intense love shared between heterosexual females.
2. A form of female bonding.
3. A close relationship between two female to such a point where they start to seem like a couple.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have a total sismance. They are inseperable.

Sismance by The Queen of Sismance March 4, 2009

Sisanda 

Should be on this fucking page cause these girls are fucking lit af. They are adorable slay queens from the motherland, and these girls know how to hella side-twerk ( head - leg - leg - head ). Sisanda's are great listeners and are very compassionate, but don't let this fool you! As deep down she is a fucking savage and will cash you ousside! Be careful with them cause they are stingy as fuck, they especially don't like sharing water, so hope your not with her if your dying from dehydration, cause chances are she doesn't give a flying fuck. Sisanda's are BIG gossips and are naturally inquisitive, knowing all the latest deets. She may have terrible Instagram stalking skills, but her funny video DM's are sure to make up for it. Get yourself a little savage named " Sisanda", who will let you die from dehydration...its worth it.

Guy 1: Check that girls ass man!
Guy 2: Thats Sisanda, she's using her signature move. The head - leg - leg - head...

Sisanda by SlayfromSA March 28, 2017

Shrewd simian 

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.

Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!

Shrewd simian by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010

Simian Servant 

A monkey butler. Similar to the monkeys in the PG Tips adverts, but in a waistcoat, carrying a silver platter.

Martin Keown

Simian Servant by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004