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serve the servants 

1) serve the servants : is a song by the great Grunge (Punk) group Nirvana, written by one of the greatest artists (composer - songwriter - guitarist - singer) , thinker and intellectual who ever lived, Kurt Cobain
=> the servants in the song might refer to the media, his divoced parents, his girlfriend (wife), producers & labels, might be even fans & fame but more likely refer to the SOCIETY which is the combination of all those things gathered...
2) serve the servants : (in general) a way of saying "just give 'em what they want and then..." or also "just play their game 'till..." but with putting oneself in a superieur position of the wiser and the better as "a master that must be servant" or just simply being responsible, modest and wise.
1)
- Yes i heard early this morning, so...what's the next thing to do ?
- Like any responsible accountant would do, i must serve the servants

2)
- !!! With all due respect sir, the manifestations is spreading all over the town and the media is eating our faces off !!! what must i tell them ?
- Just serve the servants but be careful, don't say anything stupid 'till we think about a solution

3)
- Ohhh crap !!! man what do we do now ?
- Just serve the servants, keep 'em busy and don't look at me (we need time) 'till i pick up my phone

4)
Teenage angst has paid off well
Now I'm bored and old
Self-Appointed judges judge
More than they have sold

If she floats than she is not
A witch like we had thought
A down payment on another
One at salem's lot

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Dirty Servantez 

The act of raping someone with a wrestling shoe, while wearing headgear and choking them with a singlet. More socially acceptable with gingers.

Or

Reaching up a persons anal cavity, scooping out fesies, and using to it to draw a mustash on the person, who then licks it off.
OMG you just gave Jill the Dirty Servantez!
Dirty Servantez by Minn69 January 23, 2011
Also known as Markus Sircantus, popular dsmp fanfic writer on ao3, in particular for the group of minecraft creators known as SBI, (sleepy bois inc). Like, super popular. I read 4 sircantus fics before realising they were all written by him.

They are also known for having... wait holy shit they have over 29k twitter followers? And are extremely epic? And Wolfy the Witch and Wilbur Soot follow xem? Yoooo
Person 1: "Hey so I was reading fics the other day, going through all the most kudosed, and I found so many cool ones!"

Person 2: "Ooh I need fic recs tell me."

Person 1: "Alright so the first one is this zombie apocalypse one."

Person 2: "Stay underneath my wing by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yes! Also this really funny and fluffy one with a Sofia the first pun..."

Person 2: "I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus?"

Person 1: "Mhm, also this adorable one with BABY DRAGON TOMMY!"

Person 2: "The change fate, be kind series by markus sircantus?"

Person 1: "Yep, that sounds right."

Person 2: "... you do realise all of these are by the same person... right?"

Person 1: "Wait what I thought I was branching out from just reading thcscus and reading loads of different authors. Noooooo."
Sircantus by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022

sivanesan 

Is mostly given to a tamil male. They are aggressive, persuasive, loving and caring. They also know that Sydney and Nez are meant to be ever since they met.
Nyeah eh yak sivanesan has that sexy ass girl, like he always does
sivanesan by koolaidkid69 April 8, 2021

Servantes 

Mythical being that has six octopus legs for optimal speed, four bodybuilder like arms, and usually carries a weapon or something to occupy his time (i.e. Football) in each hand. Sometime a servantes might have vampire teeth. They are usually covered in vintage tattoos and wear a king’s crown so that everyone knows how much ass he kicks. Covering his body would be sinful so they usually walk around naked, of in a revealing gladiator skirt so that all can see his massive seahorse shaped penis. Very few have ever seen a Servantes and if you do he is usually deetzing or shooting cum missiles on fine ladies.
Am I dreaming or is there really a servnates shooting cum missiles on those fine honeys?

Hot Female: I need a week off work, because i was up all last night deetzing with a Servantes
Servantes by deeeeetzing July 31, 2012

Sarventesexual 

You are madly in love with a neopolitan stick woman who number one is taken and number two is fictional and will never know who are you are. You can't even say no homo to get rid of this sin.
Person 1: I'm Sarventesexual.
Person 2: wh- oh no oh no oh no oh no im leaving
Sarventesexual by bigboylargepp February 21, 2022

savantesque 

To produce or emit characteristics which mirror savant like behaviour.
Doctor ~ His tests clearly reflect savantesque methodology
savantesque by Eddy P November 4, 2007