The female assistant on iPhone 4S. Siri's voice is slightly robotic because Apple combined six different voices. Siri is very good for messing around with, or annoying you, Or both
You: Siri, where is the nearest ice cream stand?
Siri: Could not find "I scream a lot" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You (frustrated and speaking loud and slow): Where is the nearest ice cream stand?!
Siri: Could not find "Mount El Screamo" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web?
You: WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!
Siri: Could not find "WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME BITCH!" on google maps. Would you like to search it on the web
You (muttering to yourself): and now you hear me...
by Optinema May 21, 2015

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Siri got Bonnie.
by Mercedes Brayer June 02, 2013

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To Siri the music...
When you are playing music on your phone, and someone picks up the phone and activates Siri, interrupting the music.
She totally Siri'ed the music.
by sahandwich April 11, 2016

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A secret word or phrase known only to a restricted group
Siri, a riddle wrapped in a enigma, tied with a pretty ribbon of obfuscation
by Whatthebleepdoweknow? March 01, 2015

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Siri is a personal assistant that will answer just about anything— developed by Apple Inc.

you could ask so many things, like...
*Where's the next McDonald's?
*What movies are on tonight?
*How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

I talk to Siri a lot just to see what she says. I sometimes wonder if there's someone behind a screen responding to everything I say.
Me- "Siri, are you a virgin?"

Siri- "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't answer that."

Me- "I knew it! You slut!"

Siri- "Language!"

Me- "Uh... hello, welcome to the twenty-first century, Siri."
by Zoelly9000 September 28, 2014

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A thick redhead pornstar with big boobs and a fat ass
I could play with Siri all day and never get tired.
by (Fart Noise) October 08, 2015

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When you thought Apple couldn't ruin anything else, they made Siri. The most broken non-usable voice assistant of all time. Hell will be Siri just endlessly talking about random things. She gets 95% of the things you ask her wrong. If Siri was real I would put her through a meat grinder. In the mean time I will just throw the phone in one.
You: Siri help! I've been shot!

Siri: Okay calling Taco Bell.

You: Siri wheres the nearest condom shop? I am going to get laid tonight.

Siri: Okay calling CVS. (Really calling mom.)

You: *Fart* (butt dail)

Siri: Calling your girlfriends mom.
by 3Sense February 13, 2015

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