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Siri means true beauty. She's so hot that your boots will melt down when she looks at you. When you see her you will think that she's a super model or some other kind of super hot celebrity. She'll propably smile at you and make you pass out and forget that there excists other girls in the world. The truth is that Siri just don't care about being a super hot celebrity. The only thing she cares about is being the best girlfriend in the world for the luckiest guy on earth. Siri is in general super talented, especially when it comes organizing things, cooking, dancing and make her home cozy. Her heart is made of gold and it is impossible not to fall in deep love with her if she lets you in. But remember that she is really really htg. Don't be surprised if she has "Cozy" or "Good Hearted" as her middle name. If you have a girlfriend named Siri treat her Siriously like a queen and you'll get treated like a king. You'll most likely get impressed by her awesome bed and her amazing skills when it comes to boiling eggs. Don't forget to give her cuddle! If you do - you'll get into trouble for sure - big time! But don't worry! She's so adorable you won't forget.
Wow...these eggs taste fantastic...they must be boiled by Siri.

OMG every man in the neighborhood passed out! Siri must have been hanging around.
by lioncuddle March 12, 2012