A strong wise woman of South African descent who is very beautiful both inward and outward. She is respected quite heavily amongst her friends and always aspires to live up to an admirable standard of living. God fearing and a woman of virtue. She is a deep and critical thinker and is not afraid to ask people some very challenging questions. Siphokazi's might come across as shy at first but once you get to know them, they are wonderful to be with and you would not want to let go of them because they are irreplaceable.
Guy 1: Damn I I wish I would have met Siphokazi sooner enough
Girl 1: Wow friend you do the most!!
Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.
Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'
Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'
Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.