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Slinkerknot

Someone without the ability to speak in the present tense.

Jon: *drinking beer* Wow, this beer tasted real good, and it's gonna be remarkably smooth.

Canadian: Wow, what a Slinkerknot

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slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.

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A person who can not speak in the present tense

Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"

Slinkerknot by jakotak September 13, 2011

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noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot

Slinkerknot by Ashfield September 13, 2011

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A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

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a person who is unable to speak in the present tense

*takes a swig of beer from a bottle
"mmmh, this beer was tasting very good and is going to be remarkably smooth"

"I am going to be a slinkerknot"

slinkerknot by eggz09 September 13, 2011

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