A bachelor who doesn't use silverware or even sit at a table/ sofa etc, but instead eats directly over the sink to make cleanup as easy as turning on a faucet
a media figure, especially a talk show host, paid for their ability to exude an aura of authoritative advice and sincerity.
There, in front of all the soap opera stars and talk show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his small bow and spoke into the microphone.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'