A bachelor who doesn't use silverware or even sit at a table/ sofa etc, but instead eats directly over the sink to make cleanup as easy as turning on a faucet
a media figure, especially a talk show host, paid for their ability to exude an aura of authoritative advice and sincerity.
There, in front of all the soap opera stars and talk show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his small bow and spoke into the microphone.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.