A bachelor who doesn't use silverware or even sit at a table/ sofa etc, but instead eats directly over the sink to make cleanup as easy as turning on a faucet
Why would I have plates and silverware? I'm abachelor and a sinkeater.
a media figure, especially a talk show host, paid for their ability to exude an aura of authoritative advice and sincerity.
There, in front of all the soap opera stars and talk show sinceratrons, in front of all the jutting man-tanned jaws and jutting saltwater bosoms, he made his smallbow and spoke into the microphone.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).