Simpers are the people who are falling instantly in love with people they don't know but find very attractive.
by squishy _octopus November 19, 2020
by AxrieJbtw July 29, 2020
A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.
by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020
"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"
by alt-Shiga February 5, 2022
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by bob john 55 March 18, 2020
I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team
by Tony Swain September 28, 2006