7 definitions by alt-Shiga

schizo

a derogatory term for someone with Schizophrenia. A playground insult.

"haha schizo"
"not cool bro that a serous mental disorder"
"whatever schizo"

by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022

Programming

To enter a series of commands into a your mom

"what are you programming"
"programming your mom"
"that doesn't make sense"
"that's not what your mom said last night

by alt-Shiga March 14, 2022

Jason shiga

The best cartoonist of all time. Has created amazing books such as : Demon, Meanwhile, and Book hunter. we should all strive to be Jason Shiga

"hey I'm looking for a character name for my new comic"
"don't bother it will never be be as good as Jason Shiga's"
"..."
"name the character 'Jason Shiga is the best ' then"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 17, 2022

Portugal. The Man

An Indie rock band with such hits as: Feel it still, Purple yellow red and blue, and What me worry. they are called Portugal the man so people do not confuse them with Portugal the country.

Guy 1: damn this is good who is this?
Guy 2: Portugal

Guy1: bro your listening to a country wtf
Guy2: no its a man, Portugal. the man maybe if you were fucking smart you would know this. go die in a hole.

by alt-Shiga April 20, 2022

urban dicktionary

the common name for urban dictionary. because its a dick.

"urban dictionary sucks ass"
"haha you mean urban dicktionary"

by alt-Shiga May 10, 2022

Simper

What happens when juices are on a pan. The juice often simpers.

"I cooked roast beef yesterday...my whole body was filled with the juices gentle simpering."
"don't you mean simmering"
"no"

by alt-Shiga February 5, 2022

DangerRushPlayz

A prime example of peak sigma male gaming. A rising channel that TommyInnit has scouted. Often appears on porn websites.

hey bro what you watching
just some DangerRushPlayz
bro that dude is fucking gay
so?
your right ill go subscribe

by alt-Shiga April 19, 2022