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Silverman 

A male, usually timid and without a mind of his own. Who consistently has to deal with an abusive girlfriend or wife. This person usually has no idea that they are being abused and/or does not consider her behaviour to be abuse. Often times making excuses for her and doing whatever she commands. The girlfriend of a Silverman is often times controlling and restrictive in nearly all aspects of his life; especially when it comes to his friends. It is the duty of all good friends to make sure this kind of relationship ends permanently or doesn't begin at all, or else this cancerous girlfriend could ruin your friendship.

The word "Silverman" refers to the character Darren Silverman, played by Jason Biggs, in the movie Saving Silverman.
"Dude, Bini's turned Dom into a Silverman, she's such a fucking bitch. She won't even let him hang out with us."

"There goes Bini, bragging about the guys who want to fuck her and talking bad about Dom again...and he's okay with it. She's turned him into such a Silverman"

"I heard Dom finally broke up with Bini, good....He was such a Silverman in that relationship."

"Dom's been drinking a lot more lately. I heard Bini put him on the couch too. I don't ever want to be a Silverman like that guy."

"Friends don't let friends become a Silverman."
Silverman by BlastBeater April 29, 2010

be there or be silverman 

it's a phrase that tells you to be somewhere or else you will be a bitch who basically sits and home and does nothing
John: okay everyone, triple kegger at dave's house, be there or be silverman

Jack: Yeah that silverman is a pussy he never shows up to anything.

silvermantologist 

a divine proponent of Saint Silverman as supreme lord of the universe(which was created by Roche)

basically Silverman is the shit
When Saint Silverman saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer.

-silvermantologist
silvermantologist by Dr. poebux January 13, 2008

Sarah Silverman 

Man Sarah Silverman is the shiz-nit!
Sarah Silverman by zackyboii September 2, 2021

Silverman 

Wow, Max is such a silverman
Silverman by GSue Hwo February 24, 2009

The Sarah Silverman Effect 

When everyone remembers someone as being funny or relevant, but either that person hasn't been funny in YEARS or they never have been.
Gal: "I love how Sarah Silverman stays funny and topical"
Guy: "Name the last funny thing that Sarah SIlverman did..."
Gal: "That Matt Damon song was kinda funny.. and that Mr. Show stuff.."
Guy: "The Matt Damon song wasn't funny and that was 2008.. Mr. Show was the mid-90s, and she was the only unfunny person on there.."
Gal: "Oh jeez, you're right.. The Sarah Silverman Effect strikes again."