sikhs india

The only true race of heros with limitless courage. They protect the weak and don't fear death.

People of the Sikh faith that for some reason like to immigrate to Surrey, BC.

Older Sikhs can be identified by their turbans that come in all colors of the rainbow, and also by their love for cheap plastic shoes with Velcro fasteners that have been purchased at Wal Mart for $4.99. Older Sikhs can often be spotted standing on the street corner all day staring at White girls as they walk by.
Younger Sikhs quite often don't wear a turban, and will cut their hair. They are sometimes confused with Hindus. Younger Sikhs can often be seen riding around in expensive automobiles, but yet don't appear to have a regular 9 to 5 job like most people do. Tear away track pants seem to be a favorite for the young Sikh male. They quite often live in a monster home with 30 or so other family members.
You will know when you're in Sikh territory, as their monster homes will actually block out the sun, and the smell of curry wafting out onto the road from their kitchens hits you hard like a ton of bricks.

These are the rustic people. Most of them are found in north india. They were considered hard workers and warriors once. But now they are considered to be the laziest and meekest guys around. They smell bad because of their poor general hygiene and generally use a turban over their head. They live in false glorification.