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A noble, enlightened person whose sole purpose is to bring together services and consumers by means of an advertisment below his message board posts.
If it hadn't been for that broke-ass sigwhore's useless post, I never would have discovered the sponsor that made me a millionaire! Thanks, sigwhores!
sigwhore by Dagwolf November 26, 2006
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sig whore 

Word used to describe people who are living with their mom and making over 1000 mostly useless posts a month on message boards and pretending to be serious webmasters in order to earn $150 per month for the signature space under their posts.
1. Oracle Porn is a sig whore
2. Don't listen to that guy, he's just a stupid ARS sig whore.
3. There are more sig whores than real webmasters on this board.
sig whore by polish_aristocrat June 22, 2004

sig whore 

Please see madawgz
Madawgz has 120 posts per day, what a sig whore!
sig whore by LOL :D August 19, 2006
A person who, for whatever reason, is addicted to buying pre-paid cell phone SIM cards rather than buying a mobile phone with a contract.

This person will usually have a pocket jammed tight with SIM cards and a really shitty looking unlocked phone. When one SIM card runs out of minutes, they will swap out the exhausted SIM, and run the next one until it's completely spent, and continue this pathetic practice day after day.

Many a fake hustler, fledgling entrepreneurs, drug dealers, teens, Playas and pimps have this in common. Seeming to be in one area code and then another one in less than 5 minutes impresses some weak-minded folks.

Ian is such a SIMwhore, he's got 10 SIM cards with 10 different area codes and 2 beat-to-death Nokia cell phones. I can never reach him from one day to the next.
SIMwhore by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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