sidetrackation 

when your in the process of NOT being commited to an ongoing/prior engadgement.

BOSS: "Why in the fuck isnt this done, Charlie."

CHARLIE: "Sidetrackation is a bitch."

sidetrackation by Charles Oen December 9, 2008

Sidetrackation 

When one is trying to do something but they become preoccupied by something else

When Eliza trys to leave, she becomes annoying preoccupied by Bob, therefore under going sidetrackation.

Sidetrackation by Bob Gavin September 10, 2005

sidetraction

The noun form for something that side-tracks you. Similar to a distraction, it's often produced by Wikipedia, Facebook, or YouTube.

Well, I was typing my essay, when I decided to check my e-mail, and then there was a link to this funny video on YouTube... It was just a little sidetraction, that's all.

sidetraction by EmersonienEra January 14, 2008

sidetracktion 

a type of sidetrack, similar to a distraction

Boo: check this fight out
Boo: http://www.hockeyfights.com/fights/49297
ECLIPSE: cant, doin a paper, can only do AIM sidetracktions

sidetracktion by clipse518 December 17, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016