The noun form for something that side-tracks you. Similar to a distraction, it's often produced by Wikipedia, Facebook, or YouTube.
Well, I was typing my essay, when I decided to check my e-mail, and then there was a link to this funny video on YouTube... It was just a little sidetraction, that's all.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'