asimov's sideburns 

1) n. To be used in similes to show something is epic.
2) v. To be used to show you are doing something epic.
3) a. To be used to show how awesome what you are looking at is epic.
4) av. To be used to show how epic what you are/were doing is/was.

The phrase 'asimov's sideburns' refers to the science fiction writer Isaac Asimov, known mainly for his writing and good intellect, but the hidden gem of his character were his heavily-cultivated sideburns. Asimov fans around the world recognise Asimov's sideburns as some of the most persona-defining, ingenious, and gravity-defying hair since Friderich Nietzche's moustache.

1) She was as awesome as asimov's sideburns.

The Grand Canyon's pure sight was breathtaking, like asimov's sideburns.
2) I totally asimov's sideburned down that road.
3) Wow, did you see that asimov's sideburns car?
4) The car was asimov's sideburning asimov's sideburnly.

asimov's sideburns by I Define The Internet May 9, 2010

Sidebreast 

The worst form of a sideman. Can be used for males and females.

Shows moistness, and overall the worst sideman behaviour. Usually leaves friends 'hanging'

"man, do you lift?"
"Yeah, I lift...my legs when I walk"
Sidebreast.

"wna come 2 the cinema 2day?"
"Nah, gotta expand my knowledge on land economy."
Sidebreast.

"spud me"
"..........nah"
Sidebreast.

Sidebreast by l337n3s5 March 11, 2013

Wing Sideburn

A condition held by overly long sideburns as they grow into long, curly strands that often resemble wings.

The man, with his shaggy, rebellious hair walked defiantly as his wing sideburn flowed gracefully in the wind like an eagle soaring ever so high.

Wing Sideburn by Derek May 28, 2007

Sidebanger

Sidebanger = From the Side I'd Bang Her. Intraocualar Excitement and inducement triggered from gazing at an attractive female.

Scenario: Driving next to some girl in a her car.

Shloimy: Yo Yo Homies , I'd bang her

Me: Fo Real??

Shloimy: Fa Real Homie. Dat is da shit....

Meanwhile we speed up in the left lane and get ahead of the car.

Me: Yoooooooo, she's madddd old. She's old enough to be your grandma's grandma. That's some sick shit bro.

Shloimy: Homie dat be sidebanger.

Me: Bro dat's still some sick shit. I wouldn't bang her at all from the front or the side. U be trippin.

Sidebanger by SimiB January 21, 2016

anal sideburns 

Thick patches of hair on either side of the cornhole.

I didn't take offense to her anal sideburns. Even though her ass looked like Elvis, I was more concerned with her reaction to my sac mullet, which resembles Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden.

anal sideburns by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

negative sideburns 

disturbing and uncompromising lack of sideburns. Usually seen alongside a fresh and vibrant buzz cut.

"Yo dude, did you see Vencile's new buzz cut and negative sideburns? Those things or lack there of will make a grown man cry"

"Yeah, and paired with that extraordinarily tight t-shirt, he's dressed for success"

negative sideburns by Tom Gray May 12, 2008

pussy sideburns 

Femail pubic hair which extends beyond the pantyline and onto the inner thighs.

Man, that fat bitch from Russia had some wicked old pussy sideburns.

pussy sideburns by sirvancealott October 15, 2005