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side sausage

The male version of "side chick".
I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.
side sausage by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

South Side Sausage  

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"
South Side Sausage by UD Master December 9, 2008

Sausage side 

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.
'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'
Sausage side by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022

pound of bacon with a side of sausage 

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026