Shyzzer 

(pronounced: shy zr) Slang for pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense; something inferior or worthless; an exclamation word

"Shyzzer!! Did you see that old woman run over that poor mail man??"

"Shyzzer, I forgot to call my parentals."

Shyzzer by DanceCrier April 16, 2008

Shyzer 

Slang used in place of curse words.

Why don't you go shyzer yourself!

Shyzer by Goob August 10, 2004

Shitzer Spritzer 

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

Shitzer Spritzer by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

Shitzer 

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

Shitzer by James McGlennen August 25, 2007

shyteria 

The best person you could ever run across.
Someone who loves you for you. Will help you even if they need help themselves.

Shyteria f**KS with us heavy !

shyteria by anonymous November 23, 2021

shyzer 

shit or damn, etc, used to express frustration, annoyance

Having trouble in slow traffic, say oh 'shizer'!
Wasted time taking a wrong direction at work or in traffic, exclaim 'Oh Shyzer', instead of 'Oh Shit'

shyzer by Beaver124 June 11, 2006

shitzer 

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

shitzer by smithers December 17, 2004