shwonk

the state in which a person blindly yet subliminally reveals that they are an extreme idiot, moron, fucktard, and everything that follows...

"Matthew is such a fucking shwonk"

by DJGECKO July 10, 2007

shwonk

an extremely flat ass

“dude, look at that shwonk”

by ___kenz October 08, 2017

Shwonk

Everything and anything and nothing

I shwonking love penquins

by Raegan1 March 13, 2018

shwonking

To be joking or kidding.

"Omg I was totally shwonking about that dress on you, it looks horrible."

by Symoniebologna December 13, 2008

shwonked

Being of a very drunk state, one person drinking substantial amounts of alcoholic beverages, also known as visiting 'shwonky town'.

Bob got so shwonked he visited shwonky town and there's no going back.

by ShwonkedGeeza September 23, 2016