shweets

1. pet name for someone you like
2. cute boy - that would be fun to make out with

lets go touring for shweets!

by lookin4shweets February 13, 2011

Shweet

Indespensable vocabulary. Goes along with dank and solid. I pity the fool that don't use the word 'shweet'

That bitch has a fuckin SHWEET ass!

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

Shweet

The way Sean Connery would say 'Sweet'.

The Shinier The Shugar, the Shweeter!.

by asdaftasabrush April 25, 2009

Shweet

'sweet' with a lisp

Dude, I jusht got my retainersh, itshn't it shweet?

by moi April 26, 2003

shweet

Sweeter than sweet. Most awesome word of life.
YH's word definitely.

"How was the party last night?"
"pretty damn Shweet!"

"YO THE SHOW WAS SHWEEEET"

by holzzz November 11, 2006

shweet

The term used to mean the opposite of "sweet" in a pseudo-sarcastic way.

"Dude, yesterday I was fired, got home to find an eviction notice, turned around to see my car being towed, and then saw my girlfriend making out with some asshole..."
"shweet..."

by Amlethae December 14, 2004

shweet

A social media post, especially a tweet, composed whilst taking a shit.

Please disregard Donald's early morning shweet. He was probably constipated.

by leadgeek June 10, 2017