shwag

Shwag: Stuff that just lies around and shouldn't. Useless clutter or garbage.

After the gang finished digging the yard up, there was 'shwag' left all over the damn place!
Clear the fucking 'shwag' out of this garage and maybe we could park a car in it!

by ruthie October 26, 2003

shwag

weed

i bought 3 grams of shwag

by your mom October 6, 2003

shwag

A hair cut of any sort.

Dude you gota shwag!

by x89 May 27, 2005

Shwag

1) weak or impotent cannabis or dirt weed; 2)something of exceptionally poor or low quality which is generally looked down upon.

1) Tom refuses to buy or smoke schwag weed - he only likes kind bud.

2) The people joked that Tom has a schwag car, but little do they know he is planning on buying a new Audi next week.

by spo jboovdfmmj May 28, 2004

Shwag

Mediocre Pot.

I spent less and got scwhag, could have spent more and got dank.

by Mike January 13, 2003

Shwag

advertising that stays, ie. t-shirts, coffee cups, pens, lighters, ball caps, bumper stickers, etc.

Yeah, I went to the car show and came home with a whole lot of schwag in a bag.

by schwag-girl March 4, 2004

Shwag

SHit We All Got.
Normally free pot that you only use when you are fiending.

They dealer just gave me some free shwag.

by A Fellow Stoner August 29, 2004