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Shuttling 

When a man inserts one end of a hamster tunnel into his asshole and the other end into the other male/females asshole. Then letting off a huge fart. Therefore sending his fart to the other person.
Toby: Jake do you wanna shuttle again?
Jake: Oh yeah, shuttle me, baby.
Toby: Good because I've been holding in this huge fart all day just for you ;)
Jake: I love shuttling with you Toby ;)
Shuttling by Allupyourfinger January 27, 2017
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I’m shutting your butt down 

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent
QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!
When on a digital video / conference call with colleagues, if your audio gets choppy or distorted in any way (interference, packet loss, background noise, echoing, etc.) this is called 'suttling'.
"I couldn't hear anything you just said. You were suttling hard there bruh."
suttling by aujus3 November 12, 2020

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.
- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

Scuttling 

The act of removing socks, shoes, and any other article of clothing from your feet and wiggling your toes in circular motion. Scuttling can be done alone, in the presence of your friends, or in the face of your good friend sarah. In order to correctly scuttle, one must be completely confident in the appearance of their feet, regardless of criticism from said friends. this act is one that will never be forgotten by your friends due to it's excruciating mental image burned into their minds, playing in their heads for eternity.

keep on scuttling.
"Nathan, even though it's your birthday there is no need to be scuttling right in my face!"

"Wow have you ever seen someone be such a confident scuttler?"
Scuttling by DJ SK YOLO June 16, 2013

Scuttling 

The activity of buggery over a grave stone or sarcophagus.
Paul an Jez are goin scuttling tonight in the cemetery.
Scuttling by Ed1819 March 1, 2009

Shuttling 

Shuttling is where one man places his butthole up against another mans butthole and takes a poop. that poop is transfered from the first mans butthole to the second mans butthole without ever seeing daylight.
i walked into the bathroom and caught these two guys shuttling
Shuttling by Noel62H April 20, 2011