Shurmuring 

A term used to describe underachieving or lack of preparation. Often disguised as progress, Shurmuring often leads to ridicule and termination.

Uncle Tony: Boy ole Pat really has been Shurmuring the last few weeks.

Ricky: Yeah, but doesn't he always? How has he kept his job this long?

Uncle Tony: Because he has shown some significant progress

Shurmuring by bestofud October 18, 2012

Getting Shurmured 

Often disguised as progress or battling, getting Shurmured is the act of losing a close sporting matchup with poor decision making, lack of consitency and inability to motivate a group of professionals.

Well known throughout the city of Cleveland an in many other areas of NE Ohio.

Uncle Tony: Well we had this game in the bag until that last TD drive by the other team.

Cousin Louie: Yep, I sure am tired of getting Shurmured each week.

Uncle Tony: Yep, but we are used to it

Getting Shurmured by bestofud November 5, 2012

Shurmuta

Bitch

Simon is a Wedi Shurmuta

Shurmuta by Ta'degishaka May 20, 2011

shermurmur 

This word is made up but often used in inside jokes. LOLLLLZZZZ

Marishka Potata Shermurmur

shermurmur by KJGDSJNJDK May 13, 2018

shurmer

The evil laugh

Shurmer and the evil haha

shurmer by GangstaSuck July 20, 2011

Scurmurmun 

Scurmurmun is the act of garnishing your food with the bodies of spiders.

"Dude, I just saw the creepiest movie! They had an entire scene purely of Scurmurmun."

Scurmurmun by Offwhite_whiteoff March 15, 2020

shurburp 

Shurburp is a word spelled for dyslexic people.

It’s for people who can’t spee for shit so instead of saying shut up they say shurburp

“Hey maybe u need to shurburp sometimes”

Definition: Hey maybe you need to shut up sometimes

shurburp by Special C spelled with a K March 6, 2023